I should be doing one of two things right now.
option a: sleeping so I can pack in the morning
option b: packing so I can sleep in the morning
My body and brain have agreed that options A and B are BS, thus resulting in my utter boredom and the increasing frequency of refreshing my dash.
I think this is my subconscious saying that I don’t want to leave this place so i’m gonna procrastinate…moving away is such a fun experience *sarcasm sarcasm sarcasm SARCASM*
WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP
Vote me for president I will make all tampons and pads fucking free
what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
I don’t know. What?
a condescending con descending.
That was beautiful
musicals that start off kinda silly and end up destroying you emotionally (◕‿◕✿)
i want *10